You Know You Are a Mexican When...

• You share the same social security number with all your amigos
• Your last name is Gonzalez-Rodriguez-Jesus
• You smell like BO all the time
• You don't know what BO is
• You have at least thirty cousins
• You can't imagine anyone not liking spicy food
• There is at least one member in your family name Maria, Guadalupe, Juan, Jose, or Jesus
• You run and hide when you see the border patrol
• You see a fence and want to hop over it
• You have crooked teeth
• You are too short to go on rides in disney land
• You mow lawns for a living
• You're the best bean picker in your neighborhood
• You fart more than you breath
• Others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking
• You use your lips to point something out
• Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner even if it's a one bedroom apartment
• You have at least thirty cousins
• You can't imagine anyone not liking spicy food
• You are in a 5-passenger car with 8 people in it
• There is more Tequila than punch at little Juanito's birthday party
• The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
• You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
• Your Junior/Senior prom had a daycare.
• Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.